Procrastinating by posting

I’ve got a major deadline to meet today and I just don’t feel like doing the work right now. It’s all about averages (rolling and otherwise) and excesses to do with facility limits and outstandings for related borrowers and outstanding groups. You wouldn’t feel like doing it either, right?

So, being true to my character, I’m procrastinating.

After visiting most of my usual websites, I had a look at my blog stats to see where my visitors have been coming from. Seeing what gets people here via search engines can sometimes be quite amusing. Ages ago, procrastination and boredom even led me to post the results of my analysis of how search engines were reaching me.

Today, I’m going to do the same:

• best carrot cake: The best carrot cake recipe in the world
• Cheek fucking: The fucking cheek of it!
• Little mouse with clogs on: The fucking cheek of it!
• How to make your own fleshlight: Build your own fleshlight
• List of the best insults: Insults - they just don't make them as they used to
• Shaving your balls: Do you shave your balls?
• How to shave your balls: Do you shave your balls?
• though I don't agree with what a man says, I will defend to the death his right to say it: Will I defend to the death your right to say it?
• ts elliot on henry james quote no idea can penetrate it: More classic insults - Artists and writers being bitchy to each other
• fleshlight attachments: Build your own fleshlight
• Mozambique's flag meaning: Shooting down the flag
• "virginia woolf on james joyce": More classic insults - Artists and writers being bitchy to each other
• make your own fleshlight: Build your own fleshlight
• bitchy insults: More classic insults - Artists and writers being bitchy to each other
• jou ma se poes: Jou ma se poes
• don't leave the one you love for the one like, quotes: Insults - they just don't make them as they used to
• crazy afrikaans insults: Insults - they just don't make them as they used to
• The Office TV series Pam big tits: I'm in the closet....
• Nottingham Football Hooligans: I fucked a football hooligan
• hundert-funf-und-siebziger in-between: I didn't realise I had so many names!
• literary insults: More classic insults - Artists and writers being bitchy to each other
• interview questions for gay people: Interview questions for Gay Banker
• scarface part 2: Scarface - Part 2
• Roy Blount Jr Quotes – list: Insults - they just don't make them as they used to
• fucking in bed: The fucking cheek of it!
• one liner classic insult: Insults - they just don't make them as they used to

Terri recently presented me with a Thinking Blogger award (I have yet to make my presentations). By ‘thinking’, I think she may have meant ‘thinking in the gutter’.