Monday, January 22, 2007

Does Razaq really take me for a moegoe?

Like most of the rest of you, I get my fair share of offers to buy viagra at hugely discounted prices and offers to increase my penis to huge proportions. Along with offers of loans, university degrees and requests to check my bank details (phishing) for banks that I’ve never banked with. Unlike many of you, including Rob, I’ve been spared the various scams (419 fraud) that promise untold riches if you’re stupid enough to provide them with your bank details.

Until a few days ago, that is.

Subject: Email from Samiu
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2007 19:42:54 +0100

Dear Sir/Madam,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium.

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Razaq Samiu, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, England and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash that I deposit in a bank in England Uk.

I want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations and let them know that it is I Razaq Samiu that is making this generous donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed in England where I wait for my time to come. If you are interested to help me i will give you more information about this like the amount that i deposited in the bank and Contact of the bank so you can contact them. I will also send you a picture of myself when i am on my laptop in the hospital.

Note that you will take 20% out of the funds and give 80% to the charity organizations. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart God be with you.

If you can help respond back to me on my private email:

Razaq Samiu

Between receiving Razaq's heart-rending email and now, I've received a couple of 'romance-scams' on a gay chat site. Obviously, my time of innocence when it comes to being the target of scammers has come to an end.

Do you think I should reply and see what happens next? It would be interesting to see his picture, don’t you think? But, while it would be interesting, it’s definitely not original. Some people have elevated the activity of ‘scam baiting’into a fine art.

Whole websites are devoted to it.

I remembered reading about a particular scam-baiting website that specialises in hoodwinking the ‘scamsters’ into doing the most ridiculous things: posing for pics with hilarious signs, making elaborate carvings, actually get tattoed, etc. You can see some of the results below.

Another one is called 'Bait a Mugu'. According to them, a mugu is a 'term used by the scammers among themselves to describe their intended victims. Roughly translated this term mean "big fool"'. Now hang on, that word sounds suspiciously like the Afrikaans word, 'moegoe'. According to Wiktionary, 'moegoe' is a South African pejorative word meaning an idiot or a mampara. It suggests that the word may be derived from 'moeg ou', the Afrikaans term for 'tired person'. If that's the case, the word has travelled all the way up to West Africa. Alternatively, like many other Afrikaans words, it's a truly African word that has been adopted by Afrikaans.

Here's a selection of 'trophies' from '419 eater'.

up the arsemu6ueggnog 1eggnog 2eggnog 3
felch mecarved joystickcarved keyboardfancy dressstargate
semencocky suckycocky suckyfish and breaddeppen girl

You know, while finding those pics really amusing, I started to feel sorry for these people. Poor, ignorant people, trying to make money by any which way. There even seemed something racist about the whole thing.

Hang on, Nomad, don't be such a wet, bleeding-heart liberal! These guys are responsible for pilfering nearly $200 million from Americans annually and costing the UK economy £150m a year. Ok, so people are stupid to fall for this sort of thing but these scammers aren't people one should be feeling sorry for.

Phew, bleeding-heart moment over. Here are some more pics:

tattoo 1tattoo 2prostate girlsgladiatorpissed his bed
tossers and slappersfill my crackwankerchilledpornstar

Ok, while I won’t go into a whole scam-baiting exercise, I’d still like to see Razaq’s pic. Watch this space for further developments.


Blogger Caroline said...

Well so far he's offering his bank account details etc. do you think he's got the whole idea upside down?

9:45 pm  
Anonymous kyknoord said...

Lucky you. In the words of Abe, from Alien Loves Predator, "I can't see any possible down side"

7:00 am  
Anonymous chitty said...

He can't trust his family, so he opts to trust strangers instead? Makes perfect sense. :)

8:22 am  
Blogger Minge said...

I don't know whether to life or cry. It's such a complicated issue.

12:14 pm  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

caroline: It does appear that way but I'm sure there is some sort of method in his madness.

kyknoord: It's all uphill from here?

chitty: Exactly my sentiments!

minge: I know what you mean but these guys manage to fleece zillions from greedy innocents so one really shouldn't feel sorry for them.

8:07 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy crap- and i thought most of africa was illiterate... now you supplied me with photographic evidence that not only are they computer-literate, but they have access to cameras (probably digital) and they are the one's in chargeof internet spamming!
so there's no plumbing, but there're computers & internet connections!

6:54 pm  
Anonymous Tom Cat said...

I always read my 419 scams because I think they're hilariously funny.

Bet you half of them originate in sunny Hillbrow.. :)

11:27 pm  
Blogger Rob said...

You should have asked where exactly in England his hospital bed is so you could visit him in person....

9:06 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't know how you got my emailadres, but I have nothing to do with this item of the guy who send it to you!!

A.J. Meutgeert, the Netherlands

12:58 pm  
Anonymous Neal said...

It can't work in reality, that's exactly what I think.
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3:45 am  

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