Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Crabs or scabies, anyone?

Sitting in the pub with Mike last Thursday, I asked him, given the choice, would he prefer crabs or scabies. He didn’t hesitate with his answer. ‘Oh, crabs anytime!’

Exactly the answer I’d have given. But, I wasn’t given the choice.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!! And, fuck again!


Blogger angel said...

i am tempted to google both to find out what's what and which is worse... but at the same time i don't want to!

6:29 pm  
Blogger andrea said...

Oh my -- you need to see Dr House.

6:34 pm  
Blogger mike said...

Aaaaargh. I know EXACTLY what that's like. Heartfelt sympathies!

6:52 pm  
Blogger Dawn said...

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

7:09 pm  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

It's sordid, disgusting and oh, SO itchy!!!!!!!

11:48 pm  
Blogger xmichra said...

eek! and EW!! I feel for you nomad... may all your future crab encountes be dungeonous ~~*~~waves wand~~*~~

4:26 am  
Blogger DougZAR said...

I'm not well-disposed towards those transient tricks who leave seafood platters as a memento of a fleeting encounter. I've had scabies only once, thank goodness. Hopefully never again.

9:08 am  
Blogger Rob7534 said...

Don't stop there! What other std's you've had?

11:30 am  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

Rob: just crabs and scabies, fortunately. *blush*

11:12 pm  
Blogger ExAfrica said...

I certainly hope you have a good story behind this. No sense in getting crabs if you haven't "earned" them.

3:41 am  
Blogger Guyana-Gyal said...

Ascabiol for scabies.

Kerosene for crabs.

So I've heard.

2:20 pm  
Anonymous Lynn said...

Oh God. Poor you! Happy shaving.

7:38 pm  

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