World Cup: The Scots vs The Auld Enemy
New Lifter’s Dad: I sent my entry in for the Daily Telegraph’s World Cup competition.
Lifter: Oh, what did you have to do?
New Lifter’s Dad: They want to know the name of the aeroplane flying the England team to Germany.
Lifter: How do you know the name of that?
New Lifter’s Dad: I don’t but I said the ‘Titanic’.
Had he said the ‘Lusitania’, it would have been even funnier but no one wants to mention the war, do they?
Jokes aside, read here, here and here about Scottish attitudes towards England in this year's World Cup.