Poor Jacob Zuma
But I was on my way home recently and (typically) came to a dead halt in traffic but it was much worse than normal.
After a while, I noticed a policeman and asked him what the hold up was.
He said "It's Jacob Zuma sir, he's depressed. He's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He is protesting that nobody believes him - that 50% still think he was guilty of rape, that he's being pre-judged in the media about the corruption allegations and that people are making fun of him for having a shower after sex with an HIV positive woman to lessen the risk of becoming infected.
"He doesn't understand why so many people think he's unsuitable to become President...so, we're taking up a collection for him"
Thoughtfully, I asked "How much have you collected so far?" The policeman said: "About forty gallons sir, but a lot of people are still syphoning."