Today is Mike and Kevin's Day!
Mike: My hair! My make up! My trousseau! Where are my fucking bridesmaids?!!
Later today, Michelle will shower the newly ‘unioned’ couple with confetti and rice. Unfortunately, I’ll be on the M1 between Northampton and Nottingham but I’ll be showering them in spirit.
Once I’ve got home and changed, I’ll join them for some celebratory spirits of another kind.