A Straight Person's Guide to Becoming Queer
Tired of women and the inevitable babies/debt/Vauxhall Astra that follows, many heterosexuals have found the queer alternative to their liking.
If you're having trouble coming to terms with your sexuality or you'd like a change from shagging women then read, enjoy and put into practise the advice found here. In no time at all you'll have become an upstanding member (!) of the gay community.
And once you've mastered that, you may want to get yourself a fag-hag. Vist one of several Fag-Hag Webrings (no kidding!) and find yourself a woman to attend to your every need. Apart from shagging of course.