Friday, March 10, 2006

A Straight Person's Guide to Becoming Queer

steve irwinThere are many millions of straight men throughout the world who hold a secret desire to become homosexual.

Tired of women and the inevitable babies/debt/Vauxhall Astra that follows, many heterosexuals have found the queer alternative to their liking.

If you're having trouble coming to terms with your sexuality or you'd like a change from shagging women then read, enjoy and put into practise the advice found here. In no time at all you'll have become an upstanding member (!) of the gay community.

kenneth williamsAnd once you've mastered that, you may want to get yourself a fag-hag. Vist one of several Fag-Hag Webrings (no kidding!) and find yourself a woman to attend to your every need. Apart from shagging of course.

6 Comments:

Anonymous xmichra said...

THAT is just funny!!!

Good thing you have a handy web refrence..hehe.

4:18 pm  
Blogger Bill said...

LOL :)

10:31 pm  
Blogger Tammy said...

In keeping with your current post, I have always told my husband that if anything happens to me, he should get married to a beautiful woman, who is great in bed but unable to have kids of her own but desperately wants them as I don't trust him to bring up my kids alone. After spending a day with his best friend (a woman), who had seperated from her wife, they have a daughter from the relationship with the aid of modern science and all that fun stuff, she is such an awesome mom and I told him that forget any other woman if anything should happen to me he has to marry Julie. She has the best sense of humour, her immediate reply after he told her this was, if anything happens to you do I get Tammy?? So we have our bases covered either way!!

1:59 am  
Blogger Terri said...

So does being a Fag-Hag qualify as 'hobbies and interests' d'you suppose? I'm always looking to expand my horizons, lol!

3:47 pm  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

tammy: sounds like a perfect situation! :-)

terri: I've answered your question with a subsequent post.

9:21 pm  
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