Build your own fleshlight
There were two emails waiting for me. One was an automated acknowledgement from my daughter telling me she'd picked up the birthday card I sent her. What the fuck was she doing up at that time? I shall have to give her some stern words, I will! And there was this one:
WHAT IS IT?
The Vagina Fleshlight recreates the velvet texture of a young woman's vagina, and, with proper lubrication, feels like the real thing. Comes in five shades (Pink, Mocha, Chocolate, Lavender, and Ice). Lubrication sample included.
WHO IS IT FOR?
Dude, this one's for your private use.
HOW DO YOU USE IT?
First, place the gel insert (the "vagina") in hot water, until it becomes warm. Next, place the Vagina Fleshlight back into the canister, and lubricate your penis, as well as the entry and canal of the product. Finally, penetrate the toy as you would penetrate a woman.
For cleanup, simply take the gel insert out of its plastic case and run hot water through it to remove your semen. Disinfect it with alcohol. Towel or air-dry it and place it back into the canister. Re-powder it with cornstarch in order to restore its silky feel.
HOW SEXY IS IT?
It looks like a flashlight, but feels like a vagina. No one ever has to know what it is.
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Want to know/see more? Go here if you don't want their video to play immediately. Go here if you don't mind it playing on entry.
Look, I may not be a heterosexual, but do the hetties really like this sort of thing? Apparently they do if you trust these 'testimonials':
I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is.
I am a widower, and generally disappointed with new attempts at relationships with women. Being a total heterosexual, I have searched and tried many different artificial vaginas. Of course, the hand is great, but it is an entirely different feeling than vaginal sex. All the cheap and fake rubber and plastic artificial vaginas that I have ever tried have found their way into the garbage can. The first time I used it was a learning experience, but when I had more time I used it twice today to an almost indescribable effect. This device demands time to enjoy properly. The control over orgasm is not so easy, but I can assure you will leave so satisfied that you just might go to sleep afterwards. This product is the real deal and worth every penny.
I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again
Actually, who am I to point fingers at the hetties, the homos probably have a wider range of odd sex toys!