Sunday, November 27, 2005

I didn't realise I had so many names!

wish you were hereanus bandit • arse-bandit • arse-pirate • ass boy • ass burglar • ass king • aunt fancy • auntie • back-door bandit • back-door commando • back-door kicker • badger • bag • balloon-knot bandit • bardache • battie-boy • batty bwoy • b.b. • beachcomber • belle • bender • bent • berdache • betty • bicha • biscuit bandit • bitch • blackmarket butcher • blow-boy • bog queen • boigl • bone smuggler • bone-stroker • boong-moll • booty-buffer • boretto-man • bottle-opener • bottom • bowler from the pavillion end • boy toker • breechloader • brilliant • broad boy • broken wrist • brown artist • brown dirt cowboy • brown-hatter • brown-pipe • bruce • brunser • budli-budli • bufu • buftie • bufty • bufty-boy • bugger • buggeranto • Bulgar • Bulgarian • buller • bum bandit • bum boy • bum buddy • bum chum • bum cleft speedway rider • bum-fucker • bummer • bummer-boy • bum plumber • bum-robber • bun bandit • bun duster • bungie boy • bunny boy • butch • butt buddy • buttercup • butthole surfer • butt pirate • butterfly boy • cackpipe cosmonaut • Cadbury's canal boat cruiser • Cadbury's canal engineer • cakeboy • cake-eater • calamite • camp • cannibal • capon • cat • catamite • catcher • cha-cha queen • charlie • charlotte ann • cheerful • chemise-lifter • chichi • chicken • chicken hawk • chocky jockey • chocolate runway pirate • chocolate speedway rider • chocolate starfish poker • chuff adder • chuff chum • church mouse • chubby-chaser • chutney-farmer • chutney-ferret • cissy • clacker-smacker • clear • clone • cloven hoofter • closet queen • cocksucker • cocoa-shunter • colon choker • cork soaker • cornholer • counterjumper • crapper-tapper • cream puff • cuilón • culero • daffodil • daisy • daisy duck • dandy • dash • date-puncher • deviate • dick-sucker • dick-smoker • dicky-licker • dinner masher • dirt highway cowboy • dirt-tamper • double-barrelled ghee • doughnut-puncher • drag queen • ducky • dung-puncher • dyna • eerquay • effie • ephebophile • ethel • eye doctor • faddle • faerie • fag • faggot • fagola • fairy • family • fancy man • fantail • faygele • feigele • fembo • femme • finocchio • flamer • flip • flit • flower • fluff • folle • foop • freak • freckle-puncher • frit • frocio • friend of Dorothy • fruit • fruitcake • fruiter • fruit-fly • fruit for monkeys • fruit loop • fruit-plate • fuckboy • fudgepacker • funny man • gal-boy • ganymede • gay • gay boy • gay caballero • gayola • gear • gentleman of the back room • gentlemiss • gina la salsa • ginger • girl-boy • gladys • goat blower • gobbler • goluboy • gonsel • Greek • green and yellow fellow • gussie • gut butcher • gut fucker • gut scraper • gut stuffer • hæmorroid hitman • hairy fairy • hairy Mary • handbag boy • hasie • happy • haricot • hawk • hen • hen-hussy • Hershey • hesexual • hesh • himmer • hip-hitter • hitchhiker on the Hershey highway • hock • hole-filler • hole-puncher • Hollywood hustler • homo • homogene • homophile • homosexual • hoop-stretcher • horse's hoof • huckle • hula-raider • hundert-funf-und-siebziger • in-between • indorser • inspector of manholes • intersexualist • invert • Irish by birth but Greek by injection • iron • iron hoof • isophyl • jam duff • jessie • Jesuit • jobby-jouster • jocker • joey • john-and-john • jota • joto • joy boy • juicy fruit • keester bandit • ki-ki • King Lear • kinsey six • kisser • knick-knack • knob polisher • knob shiner • lacy lad • lad-lass • lavender • lavender boy • lavender cowboy • lick-box • lick-spigot • lightfoot • light in the loafers • lily • limp-wrist • lisper • log-cabin raider • log-pusher • lollipop • madge-cove • madge-cull • malkin • mama • mampala • man-eater • mandrake • margery • maricon • maricona • mariposa • mariquita • Marmite driller • Marmite masher • Marmite miner • mars bar • mary ann • mattress-muncher • maud • meat-hound • member of the union • midnight cowboy • mietje • milquetoast • mince • mintie • Miss It • Miss Molly • Miss Nancy • Miss Thing • moffie • mole • moll • molly • molly-boy • molly-mop • morphodyte • mother • mo-tho • moumoune • mouse • M.S.M. • mud-packer • mud pumper • musical • nance • nancy • nancy-boy • navigator of the windward passage • nelly • nelly duff • nervous • nice enough • nick-nack • nimfadoro • nudger • omee-polone • one • one of those • one of us • oofterpa • Oscar • pansy • pantyman • pantywaist • pato • peanut buffer • peanut-packer • peanut popper • pédale • pederast • perv • pervert • peter-puffer • piccolo player • pickle kisser • pile-driver • pillow-biter • pilot of the chocolate runway • pineapple • pink-pants • pipe-cleaner • pipe smoker • pitcher • pirujo • pixie • poggler • pole-climber • pole-pleaser • pole-smoker • ponce • poof • poofdah • poofta • poofter • poojabber • poo percolator • poo-puncher • poo-pusher • poo-stabber • poop pipe plunger • pork-and-bean • pouf • powder puff • princess • pretty-boy • prune-pusher • puff • punk • pure silk • pussyboy • putty pusher • quean • queen • queenie • queer • quiff • quince • rabbit • reamer • rear admiral • rear seat gunner • receiver • rectum ranger • rectum wrangler • rice queen • rimadonna • ring master • ring pirate • ring raider • ring-snatcher • ripe fruit • royalty • rump ranger • sarasa • sausage-jockey • sausage smuggler • scatman • schwuchtel • screaming queen • semen demon • sexual outlaw • shandy • sheena • sheep-herder • shim • shirt-lifter • shirttail-lifter • shit-stabber • short-arm bandit • shunter • similsexualist • sis • sissy • sissy-boy • sissy-britches • sissy pants • sister • six • skid-pipe plumber • skin-diver • skippy • smockface • snake charmer • so • soapy • sod • sodomite • soft • soft boy • soft sucker • song-and-dance • sperm-burper • spurge • stem-wheeler • stern-chaser • steve keith • stir-shit • Stoke-on-Trent • stuffer • suckster • sweet • sweetcorn shiner • sweetie • swish • sword swallower • tailgunner • tante • tan-track rider • tan-tracker • team player • teapot • teen queen • temperamental • third-sexer • three-dollar bill • three-legged beaver • tidda • tonk • tooti-frooti • tootle-merchant • top • town shift • triss • trizz • trouser bandit • twank • twink • twinkie • twixter • tubesteak tarzan • turd-burglar • turd-packer • turk • tutti-frutti • twilight man • undercover man • carpet burnsuphill gardener • uranian • urning • usher • variant • vegemite driller • viado • visitor to Vegemite valley • waffle • warmer Brüder • weirdie • whoops boy • willie boy • windjammer • winte • wolf • woofter • wooly woofter • woman • woman-man • wonk

12 Comments:

Blogger RickB said...

thats very funny. have you just written down everything that's been said to you today

3:20 pm  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

No, I was just called a carpet-muncher. :-)

And that term isn't even on that list....obviously it needs updating!

3:53 pm  
Blogger Christopher said...

Wait, I thought 'Carpet-Muncher' was the term reserved for lesbians. Or have I lived my life in complete ignorance? My own South African term for lesbians is 'Koeksister' - but I don't understand pineapple, again...ignorance? Biscuit Bandit? Yup, that would be me, although I haven't punched many freckles lately.

4:01 pm  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

Oops, you may just be right. Perhaps I'm a lesbian? I hope not as I don't want to start wearing dungarees at my advanced age!

I've not punched any freckles for a while either - not since I last saw my ex some 8 months or so ago.

4:08 pm  
Blogger Bill said...

Where did you find this stuff? Some of the terms are quite funny as well as being inventive ;)

11:37 pm  
Blogger JP said...

You missed out toffee bollocks...toffee bollocks!

1:34 am  
Blogger andrea said...

Holy wiener-warmer, Batman! So many! (Okay -- I just made that one up. All the ones I know are on your list.)

5:02 am  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

bill: I found the list on the net when I was doing a trawl for weird (ish) things ages ago. I didn't keep the link but I suppose I could find it if I were to look.

Jp: toffee bollocks? me? never!

Andrea: that's a new one to add to an ever-expanding list!

9:37 am  
Blogger Reluctant Nomad said...

bill: have done a bit of googling to see where I may have found the list. Here are a couple of sources:

http://www.queerbychoice.com/men2men.html

http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=XForum&file=viewthread&tid=636

9:18 pm  
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hes a ky cowboy riding on the big dildo

7:19 pm  
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taking a trip to peanut butter city by way of hershey highway

7:21 pm  
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