Let's play hide-and-seek

The kids were playing hide-and-seek. It’s a brilliant garden for that and they could have remained unfound for ages. But, at ages 6 and 4, they were much more interested in being found than remaining hidden. It reminded me of this old joke:

Let’s play hide-and-seek. I hide and you seek. If you find me, you fuck me. Ok, I’m going to hide now.

I’m in the cupboard!